snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

uh

oh

andrewpauldost:

i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza

epiicer:

If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife

ygrittesnow:

ygrittesnow:

ygrittesnow:

ygrittesnow:

ygrittesnow:

my goal for this semester is to title all of my papers using lyrics from kanye west songs

i’m in it to win it mothafuckers

no one has noticed yet

i feel like my references to kanye west may be lost on my 40+ year old professors

five weeks left in the semester and i’m still going strong

(Source: jon-snow)